Manu MooN ScalPer

Manu-TuWankClanUnto the foul pungent flame I press my sausage index fingers
The call of the clan departs and crashes upon my inner lobes like a prehensile velvet belt-sander.

“Another message from Snyde, head of clan pet domestication, earlier this afternoon.” – by, Laku: Scribe Esquire, ADHD, BPD

  • Manu: 5th Dan Wanker and Head of Inter-Departmental Ancient Wanking Linguistics (HIDAWL)
  • Vice-Coach/Inquisitor of Lord Valac’s Debate Club
  • Manu enjoys reading bad outdated manga porn, apricot daiquiris, and long peaceful walks through fetid sewers

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