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GreetIngs WankaLohiCs

Welcome yee fellow bloodthirsty internet vagrants. I am the Grand Master Wanker graduating from Wank State University with honors. I have been described as unhinged, unrefined, unfocused, unabashedly nonchalant, and a tad uncanny to which I say cheers.

Within the necrotic  hive of this site you may find many a grotesque visage.

Due to long, extensive research while addicted to Croatian hallucinogens, pharmaceutical laxatives, industrial strength adhesives, and the occasional Sharpie® fumes, I have scaraped the lint from the septic calderra of hells public transgender lavatory. What you witness within is a culmination of such curation.

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